Lt. Gayburn

Let’s see, witty title… uh- uh- Butterfly Kisses. Shit. That’s terrible.

Happy fuckin’ Valentine’s Day.

“Everybody who’s famous sucked the dick to get where they are today. Only difference between us and them: we swallowed it.”

Just one question, Applejack.

I’m not very good at this

Don’t do drugs, kids.

Merry Christmas, you get this thing.

Now go put it on Rule 34 so I can laugh.

This fandom spends half of its time telling each other they shouldn’t be allowed to enjoy things in the way they do, and the other half proclaiming they’re all Gandhi.

My pen broke, maybe I’ll do a few more of these to tide me over while I try to get a replacement.

Boiler no.3: Not Pictured: My Stolen Wacom Tablet

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So… remember a few months back when i got my laptop stolen? well guess what.

not my fault this time, i left for work, all doors locked. theelight, my new roommate however, had left the window open from playing with the fog machine on Halloween…

So, not pictured here are my camera, my new tablet…

Charity, probably the first time I’ve ever used this blog for anything halfway decent. I don’t have any cash of my own to throw around on his behalf, so help out a brother for me, if you can.

You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs.